Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
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jizzwold 21
Are you blind?
MissMess 12
I bet you made their day, but seriously you should have waited to unpick that shit. That's not a good look in public.
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Comments (108)
jizzwold 21
Are you blind?
NeatNit 33
More importantly, are you hot? I would love to have been one of those men. Thank you, from all menkind, for this wonderful gift. :)
ColdplaySucks 18
Tinted windows can be deceiving.
lilhellian 27
No, she just didn't want any peepers in the restroom.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Heh heh "Crack Dealer"
botanistjessica 24
Blind and grammatically challenged. Tell me, how does one "unpick" a wedgie? Wouldn't that mean the wedgie picked itself and the you re-wedgied yourself?
MuseFan1991 14
wall, window.. same difference really
The_eldest_one 5
Yes, in the exact same way a duck and a horseshoe have the same differences from each other! (What I'm getting at is that the phrase "same difference" doesn't make much sense, since two things that are different wouldn't have different differences...)
madisonnnnn13 11
Seriously...how could you not tell the difference between a window and a wall? Please, get some glasses or an education.
abrookec2011 14
How much education does it take to be able to tell the difference between a wall and a window?
Pwuj 6
-63 no shit?! I never would've guessed it
MedKits 9
How much education does it take to tell he was making a joke?
Lunaa94 6
Couldn't you just wait until you found a restroom?
Mr_Leading 14
Honestly wedgies can be uncomfortable and an easy fix. It's just she needed to be a little more covert about it
ICastillo 25
Yeah #2 but someone will make eye contact with her while she is picking her wedgie out.
CantTouchThat 29
Sure I look around me first but when I need to fix it I do. Wedgie's can be super uncomfortable man..
MissMess 12
I bet you made their day, but seriously you should have waited to unpick that shit. That's not a good look in public.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
She already had people peeking at her while she was changing her tampon, unfortunately :/
bluxie 4
Unpick cp really
T1A2Z3 35
Do you have any idea how uncomfortable that shit can be?
young_weezy_fml 3
all part of the haircut
wlddog 14
I normally just shave my head. Now I want to start going to a barber shop.
SwordMeow 4
The real reason people go to the barbers'.
cheertrombonist 9
highly unlikely. :P
Hpixiee 23
Should have left it there!
LuckBeNimble 19
yup. all up in "dat ass."
The_F3rris 11
Why do you need to lift a skirt to pick a wedgie? Isn't it kind of easy access?
5t3ff1k4h 45
You answered your own question.
Imhere4fml 24
He means if it's such an easy access, then you wouldn't need to lift the skirt up. Especially with a skirt.
hellobobismyname 24
Depends how long the skirt was. She never said it was a mini skirt.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Maybe it was a tight skirt.
5t3ff1k4h 45
29 - No kidding. However even if it was a mini skirt, and it wasn't tight, for the split second your hand is up there picking the wedgie more skin would be shown. Unless you stick your hand down from the waistband, which would defeat the purpose of easy access, the skirt will be at least somewhat lifted.
wlddog 14
95 You just gave me naughty visuals. I am not sure if I should tell you to be more careful or give you my phone number.
springacres 5
Depends on the length of the skirt.
perdix 31
If you've got a nice ass, you've created a lot of solidification ;) Shave and a haircut: Two bits. Free show: Free, and priceless ;)
Enslaved 38
"Shave and a Haircut. . . Two Bits" knock, reminds me of that "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" scene (:
sens3sfailing 25
if it lacks a price. it is pricesless...
billyz77 24
Relax, OP. Most of the guys in barber shops would have welcomed the show. I'm sure if you make a habit of it, you'll acquire several new friends.
zandalee 20
...and they will all follow her home. :8
igive 29
How could you not tell the difference between a wall and a window?
RedPillSucks 33
To the window, to the wall
dontpanic_fml 32
I believe you meant "To the sweat drop down my balls", 66
LarryLaDouche 13
All these bitches crawl! AHH SKI SKI SKI trip for two from Expedia!
Pwuj 6
All skeet skeet mthrfkcrs,. All skeet skeet goddamn!!