Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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Crypticedge 6
He probably was staring at your ass before you tried to fix it. If so you should still make him know you like him.
tykatdesigns 13
Should of given him your number and told him that if he ever needs to be de-wedged, he should call you
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Comments (58)
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Don't worry, he was probably looking at your butt OP
WCARlover 35
It's really not a huge deal especially if it was clear you were just doing something that involved a lot of movement. When I was involved in sports I saw people do it all the time and eventually didn't even think twice about it. And if he lets something like that bother him he's clearly not worth your time anyway.
JereMy_Life 6
"Wedgie"... FML, the certified place to learn wonderful new words.
PeaceFull 3
I thought I am the only one!
Colon_Man 17
Welcome to Earth. Where do you hail from? :)
toaster87 19
How have you never heard of a wedgie till now?
exuberant_orange 17
It makes me kinda happy to think that there are people who never heard the word "wedgie" and now they have discovered a whole new word to describe the whole "pants devoured by butt" situation XD
JereMy_Life 6
I hail from France. You know, that country on the Europe continent situated on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean ? FML is not read only by native english speakers... Even if I know enough vocabulary to read and understand whole books in english, when I read FML stories I learn another kind of vocabulary...
str1kepa1n 16
If I was him, I wouldn't even care, just laugh it off.
singafairytale 11
Probably should have done those steps in reverse. Check is anyone was around then discretely fix the wedgie.
BlindlyWandering 17
Trust me, us guys do not see that as anything to be embarrassed about, and we certainly don't think its disgusting. If he does then he was immature and you didn't want him anyway.
8Dirty1 24
if you have a great ass and I saw I wouldn't mind
sahmnc420 13
It's a wedgie, I don't see the issue. Unless u were goin to town
sythe511 28
sounds hot.
JKPwnage 27
Congratulations, the guy you like is now potentially your boyfriend