Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
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Top comments
blackdoritos 7
Did you at least say thank you
Shawn2095 18
You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.
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Comments (76)
PennyLane27 32
*shudders* I worked in an office with a lady who would talk on her phone while on the thrown... and proceed not to wash or sanitize hands. Every single time. THERE WAS SANITIZER BY THE BATHROOM DOOR FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!
Paulvuck 15
That man is nuts! Anyway, that's quite an awkward situation to be in.
rainbowdonnareed 18
that right there is a good reason to use a stall! women go in there together and we don't talk while someone is peeing!
DenverTyrrell 13
Hey a compliment is a complement:P joking sorry OP he just sounds weird
feven 32
No shame
asm11499 5
Today I complemented some guys sack. He didn't even say thank you. FML
worldclassrager 41
He violated so many rules there...unless there was only two urnals...
RayvenWhite 12
That's just awkward and disgusting; people who don't wash their hands creep me the hell out.
JKPwnage 27
Get out the diamond sword, guys, we got ourselves a creeper
vikky538 29
he celebrated men's day by complimenting you...