Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
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blackdoritos 7
Did you at least say thank you
Shawn2095 18
You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.
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Comments (76)
Enslaved 38
I'm so glad women have private stalls. I can't imagine peeing in front of a stranger in an open room.
Ashd09 30
The bathrooms at my school don't have stalls. I avoid the bathrooms at my school.....
feven 32
^ I'd die
Zomg_Okay 27
No stalls? Pissing is one thing, how are you supposed to shit?
Enslaved 38
Or change your feminine hygiene products?
touch_the_sky_77 22
Oh gosh, I would put an "out of order" sign on the door before I went in.
siggy_mcsigx 22
No stalls at all is really unacceptable in any government-funded place (public school) or a private school where people pay ridiculous money and should get their money's worth in basic facilities. Why don't you all write a letter and a petition and send it to the principle and then to the public school board? Our stalls were wonky, tilted, warped, graffitied to hell, most without locks... but NO stalls, unless it's a single-toilet room where you can lock the door, is absolutely unacceptable by any standard - for girls AND boys!
stryder9090 28
I bet that dude would hook up with his buddy's ex, too.
MrConcise 35
The real question is if he would even wait for them to break up.
quickit 24
Should've told him to piss off.
ifoundwaldo123 12
Well that would be extremely uncomfortable..
salespeople123 6
Then he be like: Why don't you take a ******* complement
AriettaX 15
maybe you play defense for football and he was commenting on your sack in the last game :) like sacked the quarter back!
christian_slate 16
You were using a toilet. He was using the urinal. Was the stall door not closed? If so, YDI.
kerstileann 26
You're a ******* idiot. A urinal IS a toilet.
Compgeek1996 5
No. The post said US. Toilets and urinals are different things here. When using a public men's bathroom, you piss in the urinal and shit in the toilet. Unless you want to just piss in the toilet. Just don't shit in the urinal. It sounds like there were either no walls, the walls were too sort, or this guy was freakishly tall.
kerstileann 26
i live in the u.s. they are called toilets here.
Bigman400ex 1
If you were taking a piss, why in the hell was your sack out to start with?
creativityisnt 19
At least we all know you're well hung now
fmlrulesBolt 14
What a disgusting human being. That guy deserves to get punched in the face.
PennyLane27 32
He deserves a good spray down with Lysol!