Today, I live in a country where a new variant of COVID has been found and we have to go through all this garbage again, all because some people believe that vaccines are in violation of their rights and that it's their right to risk all of our lives and livelihoods. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, my country is going back into a full national lockdown after the government swore they wouldn't do another one. We desperately need to stop the spread, but with so many U-turns and broken rules from the government, no one is going to listen. FML
Today, I saw the coronavirus news this morning, all about the new variant. I've been working 100% remotely for past year and a half. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, in France, a "Vaccine Pass" is needed to do most things. Some family members came to visit, but as they aren't vaccinated they usually just stay home. They told us that we're dangerous, because we carry "millions of viruses" from the vaccine, and it will be our fault if they get Covid. FML
Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID… again. This pandemic has been going on for so long that after 11 months, my natural immunity has apparently worn off. I'm in the next group for the vaccine. FML
Today, after 3 months of no Coronavirus in my state, two stupid cunts have to failed to self-isolate and restarted the lockdown. FML
Today, I hate the government for starting talking about vaccine passports and mandating the Covid-19 vaccine, because I almost had my wife convinced to go get it, and now she's all, "I'm not doing something they are telling me I have to do. I'm not a sheep." FML
Today, I found out that no matter how careful you are during this pandemic, wearing a mask, washing hands, and social distancing, you can still get COVID. FML
Today, I found out that I can’t get my COVID vaccine due to my chance of going into anaphylactic shock. FML
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RichardPencil 32
This isn't an FML as much as it's a **** All Of Our Lives. I guess FAOOL just doesn't have the same punch.
RichardPencil 32
Bullshit. The reason other vaccines take years is lack of urgency. Funding is very limited and investors are concerned with the risk compared to the limited profit. The Covid vaccine shows what we can do if we put the resources behind the effort. It has proven safe and effective, and it is unreasonable not to get the shots.
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RichardPencil 32
This isn't an FML as much as it's a **** All Of Our Lives. I guess FAOOL just doesn't have the same punch.
loopylaura88 17
Straya FTW hey. bloody Omicron
Nikki 17
Is it in Australia yet?
Raine Devries 5
Omicron = Moronic
Alan Staff 59
Omicron is the 15th letter of the Greek alphabet. Look stuff up Raine Devries, or should I say "Naive resider".
Brightside86 31
I got the vaccine but I get why people are hesitant. Normally we spend like a decade in clinical trials for medications and vaccines. This thing was pumped out in less than a year. Don't kid yourself this is the clinical trial and we are still beta testing this thing. Way I see it though you can either beta test the virus or you can beta test the vaccine.
RichardPencil 32
Bullshit. The reason other vaccines take years is lack of urgency. Funding is very limited and investors are concerned with the risk compared to the limited profit. The Covid vaccine shows what we can do if we put the resources behind the effort. It has proven safe and effective, and it is unreasonable not to get the shots.
Marcella1016 32
COVID vaccine is the end result of a couple DECADES of work. They’ve been working on this since the SARS outbreak. COVID is a version of the SARS coronavirus, and they just built on all the work they had already been doing for years. The clinical trial period also usually takes forever because it takes that long to get enough people into the trial who naturally catch whatever you’re trying to test for. So for example if it’s a trial for a rabies vaccine, you have to wait until enough people get bitten by rabid animals to get results that are statistically meaningful. You need results from THOUSANDS of people to understand all the side effects and interactions and how it affects different body types, genders, people with other conditions, etc. Normally, it takes a long time for enough people in the trial to be naturally exposed. That’s literally the reason clinical trials usually take so long. With the COVID vaccine, MILLIONS of people were getting infected. This shit spread FAST once it was out of the gate, so it was easy to get large groups of people in clinical trials and results came FAST. The results weren’t rushed. People just got sick fast as ****. The researchers just needed to analyze the results. And this may sound crazy, but we have awesome supercomputers and technology and calculators and shit 😱😱 PLUS basically every country in the world working together and dedicating tons of people and resources toward analyzing data, so...results. Fast. I guess sorry the magic medicine to save mankind came too quickly for you? I have a question for you. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET, WHY DONT YOU DO THE BARE MINIMUM OF LOOKING SHIT UP AND EDUCATING YOURSELF? And ******* social media memes don’t count. Jesus ******* Christ. I knew none of the shit I wrote above but took the time to READ and LEARN about it throughout the pandemic. Why is this so ******* hard?
randybryant799 21
Guess what. It's not just you. We're all dealing with this.
Cz22mv 14
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Folks not getting the vaccine aren’t harming the ones that do. SMDH.
Matt Grasser 10
you can still get the variants.
randybryant799 21
that's not true. the reason we keep getting variants is because people refuse to get vaccinated. so yes...not getting vaccinated is definitely hurting all of us.
phybreawptic 13
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People do have the right to refuse a vaccine, Covid or otherwise, regardless of how nonsensical their reasoning is.
RichardPencil 32
No, they don't. Your twisted statement is why the delta and omicron variants exist. I have to drive on the right side of the road. I can't express my freedom my driving on the left, down the middle or on sidewalks. As a society, we sometimes sacrifice individual liberty for the common good. Let's keep ******* with Covid so a vaccine-resistant, highly-deadly variant evolves so you can smugly live and die in "freedom" (while the rest of us also perish.)
Alan Staff 59
I swear, I'm going to start just deleting these Covid deniers accounts instead of trying to reason with them.
meiczyslaw94 3
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I’m a big advocate for vaccines, I hate the parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids but this is a very new vaccine and unlike other new vaccines it was basically shoved down our throats. The American government tried bribery and coercion then when that didn’t work they’ve started scare tactics and ultimatums. I would have gotten it if they were like here’s the vaccine and info please make an informed decision like they have with other experimental vaccines.