Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I'm trying to study for my finals, but some local school is having an event nearby, and has decided to make life hell by playing "Magic In The Air" at full volume while some woman screams into a mic. I'm dying. The entire neighbourhood can hear their damn sports day. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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Theglc20 27
Good thing it want something like 'I love justin bieber'. They wouldnt have have been able to repeat without sobbing
ChenEighty 20
Way to copy a comment from 3 FMLs ago.
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Comments (63)
Hazelino 25
You should've joined them. A good laugh makes you less stressed and not being stressed makes it easier to study.
FracturedMinds 21
Reminds me of a game I used to play in grade school called the penis game. Someone would say penis quietly and the next person slightly louder, back and forth until we were screaming it as loud as humanly possible. Haven't heard of the chant game though. And granted, we never played it at home, just at school. Either way, FYL OP.
karlcolt45 19
**** I LOST
brandoneyez1 25
They just needed to get it out of their system.
FemskyD 26
Cheer for puberty!! Woee -,-
PattonGilette2 18
AA
Fuzy2K 7
"Mr. Nipples? Hey everybody, I'm looking for a Dick N. Nipples!" (everybody laughs) "Listen here, you little..."
seventhejellyman 12
Dick nipple dick nipple dick nipple
worldclassrager 41
Ear plugs? Music? There are many solutions...
askingandy 23
It was funnier when I thought it said "duck nipples"