Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, my stepson told his class that I beat his mommy. I did beat his mommy… in Pokémon. He left that detail out, and now his entire school is treating me like a monster. My wife thinks it's hilarious, and says it's her revenge for me winning. FML
Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I found a guy I play Pokémon Go with on Facebook. We decided to meet up at a popular hunting spot so we could organize a trade. His wife showed up out of nowhere, causing a huge scene and threatening to kick my ass. I had my husband and kids with me. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, I think it's time to stop hanging out with your brother.... JS.
cacheson 42
I don’t know why people are hitting you deserve it on this. He doesn’t control his brother...
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cacheson 42
I don’t know why people are hitting you deserve it on this. He doesn’t control his brother...
jbuckets_404 39
OP, I think it's time to stop hanging out with your brother.... JS.
bl3ur0z3 17
Did you say or do anything to stop him, or did you also think it was hilarious until you got your ass beat?
Sam Siggers 8
not all nerds are the cliche of nerd. alot of nerds/geeks know how to fight basically or go to the gym frequently. the classic cliche of the skinny little white nerd is long be gone. Today you cant make fun of any particular group without getting your ass kicked. if your going to make fun of someone, be ready to get into a fight and can handle yourself. if you cant shut up, head down and keep walking. good advice for your brother before someone really goes to far on him simply cause he has a bad mouth.
mas12806 24
Why’d they beat you too?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Never mock Pokémon. Look at Ash. Travelled all over the world, caught a ton of monsters with awesome powers, made every 90s kid jealous when he met Misty, and is now the most powerful Trainer in the Alola region. And he's still only 10! That's not something to laugh at, that's something to aspire to. Except the whole "being 10" thing. Can't legally get drunk when you're 10.