Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
Womanhood problems; they hurt.
rbubbles 20
That shouldn't happen if you were wearing the right type of bra. Maybe it's time for you to go up a size.. Or two ? :-)
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Comments (89)
OhDearBetrayal 25
Womanhood problems; they hurt.
fml121785 14
At least you were wearing a bra in the first place, thumbs up for that. :/
comedybreak 20
Hot girls we have problems too.... 19- you shouldn't be wearing yours [:
sexaaydino 14
#20 your a creep, keep UR thoughts to yourself
comedybreak 20
22 - please keep yours on. Oh and you're*
sexaaydino 14
Gladly. I wouldn't take mine off for a pathetic excuse for a guy such as yourself. And whatever. You're not the grammar police.
fml121785 14
Or get a bra that fits!
fml121785 14
22- how is 20 a creep? She's a chick too?!?
comedybreak 20
I'm actually a guy quoting a song, and you're very hot. Just sayin'
sexaaydino 14
20 isn't a chick lol
carminecris89 13
22 How is 20 a creep? 19 is totally hot, what guy wouldn't say that...and I'll be honest, when guys let tacky stuff like that slip out a lot of us girls secretly like the compliment...even if it's a little classless.
adamcichuttek 2
1 - Read my about me. Day = made
ManInTheMachine 20
Regardless of whether or not you think comedybreak's er...'compliment' was cute or not, this is FML, not a dating site. Save the flirting for the PMs or sign up for eHarmony.
fridatuva 2
How is 20 a creep if she's asking for it on her picture?
mrbobmarley4 8
22 and 19 are both pretty hot..
Dracoboxer357 36
If the married man can add his objective opinion? I think 19, 22, and 50 are all very attractive women. I suppose to some degree, we all want to be judged positively for the picture we choose to represent us on our profile. That being said, OhDearBertayal is sporting some super sexy luggage! Love the red! ;)
Psych101 9
comedybreak- Keep this up, I think it's working. I can't even tell you how many happy couples I know that got started on FML.
jujubunni5 9
I agree with 50. I do appreciate comments like that sometimes (:
Tuffay 14
Wow, what a Hotty!!! Oops, it just slipped out! But I mean it!!! ;-)
RiRiVonTrapp 0
This just happened to me the other day, my bra was the right size, and I am the same weight. Old? yes, but I take care of my bras, it wasn't frayed and the hooks were fine,it was the underwire that snapped and was stabbing my boob. That would make anyone want to cry.
countrygirl626 16
83- Same thing happened to me in math class one day. Except my math class was in the morning and I had to sit with that until 4:30 when I got home. Absolute torture.
hahafylop 4
A lot of people have fulfilled your dream...,
OhDearBetrayal 25
53- Aww, that's so nice of you:') 100- Yes, I appears so:)
Brak_Spaceman 19
bras suck
vbmg152 19
# 83, Ouch! That's why I stopped wearing underwires!
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
well lose some °cough cough° WEIGHT
Aspen_Grace33 27
How tight was your bra that it snapping caused so much pain?!
Cats_And_Kitties 3
Even a little pull from someone hurts, I can't imagine the pain of it breaking.
KilljoyParade 4
5- Actually, it doesn't hurt at all when people pull mine. I was wondering the same thing. It had to have been way too small for it to have even snapped like that in the first place.
bubbiebear 7
Same here my Best friend as a joke would pull mine all the way back and let it go an It wouldnt hurt so even when I pulled hers back a little she would scream and jump haha
Cats_And_Kitties 3
105- People have sensitive skin, and a major place where I'm sensitive is on my back. You may have a high pain tolerance than others, so you can't really assume that it doesn't hurt for everyone.
Silver996 2
Maybe that's a sign...
random_ribbons 15
Of what exactly?
momolee 4
a sign she gained weight? Or that she wears the wrong bra size
zandalee 20
It was a sign. A sign from a playful ghost playing tricks on you.
FMLshark 12
A sign that the ninjas are getting horny.
Sinamoi 18
56- You know too much. I look forward to killing you soon.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Shit just got real!!!
FMLshark 12
Unlikely, 65. Unless you can invest in some ninja scuba gear. Otherwise, I look forward to finding out if ninjas really do taste like chicken.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Holy ****, NOW it's real!!!
kjones_jones00 1
Well that escalated quickly
Sinamoi 18
I'm about to pin your ass on a Shark Week poster. Bring it!
realSlimjimShady 7
I'll pistol whip both of you like I did to that waiter.
TheChelseaSays 34
Whoops I thumbed you up. Didn't mean to do that.
rbubbles 20
That shouldn't happen if you were wearing the right type of bra. Maybe it's time for you to go up a size.. Or two ? :-)
lovelyheadache 16
Or maybe OP had the bra for a long time & can't afford a better one. Cheap bras tend to wear & tear easily.
outoftown 27
#61, That was my thought. When I was a broke student, underwear was one of the last things replaced. Hope a stafety pin didn't pop also, when OP's bra did!
bjoernabee 1
Dang... Sounds like an FYL to me...
taniamw 9
There is a button you could have pressed..
random_ribbons 15
Hence why it's on a site titled FML. See a connection...?
teresa96706 29
Ouch that sucks. Probably you should excuse yourself to the bathroom. At least the broken bra was not noticeable, being loose and such. Time to plan a different outing to go bra shopping, and buy a bigger bra. Your bra is less likely to break and it'll feel more comfortable on you afterwards. :)
Anth194 3
"while we were walking to the store", no bathroom there
wolfshadow 4
Stores have bathrooms most of the times dude.
moonrider360 8
depends on what kind of store some places dont have public restrooms only ones for employees.
hermitknut 22
Most stores I've been in have no bathrooms that customers can get to. They only have them if they're serving food/drinks. Maybe it's a UK thing (which is where I am).
Sarkisa54 5
107 is correct, because it said while WALKING to the store, meaning they weren't at the store yet.
mariet_fml 23
Most stores in the USA have bathrooms for customers. Why not in the UK?
Sarkisa54 5
Sorry, I meant #68 is correct :$
hermitknut 22
#121: I have no earthly idea. I guess it gives the staff one less thing to deal with?
Qandol 26
Ouch, i can't say i know the feeling of the Pain, but i'm sure it must of hurt like hell. FYI OP
ohcheriecherie 20
I find it hard to believe that your bra was tight enough to snap without cutting off your circulation.
ByronJess 17
Perhaps her bra was not only tight, but old and worn. The little hooks on the back will pull apart from the fabric after the bra has been worn and washed a lot. Wearing a right bra would add to the strain. Also, her bra may have had a pesky plastic from clasp. I've had more than one of those snap and break on me after moving the wrong way. The possibilities are almost endless.
torbey 23
at least your boob didn't fall out :)
Dracoboxer357 36
10- .....Because Op only has the one boob to fall out? ;P
Snackycake 20
Haven't you ever heard of the super boob:)
JustDerpin 11
^Uniboob. xD
Dracoboxer357 36
89- Well....Now I have, thanks. :) Must be the same as the Uniboob I've heard of before: Kinda looks like someone's trying to smuggle an inner tube tire under their shirt, up around their armpits. ;P Edit: Damn 132 beat me. :)
torbey 23
72 - haha good call!
annie_nk 23
Good news is you get to go bra shopping! There's a silver lining to everything. :)