Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML
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Top comments
tehaustiebear 34
Is that a play off of Snookie? I don't sven want to imagine.
lfrider92 21
Nothing turns me on like a nice game of snooker. Mmmmm
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Comments (69)
stargirl_95 24
Well to be fair, **** isn't exactly known for its stellar acting or depiction of anything besides sex.
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
Even most of the sex seems wrong, positions that are good for a camera are usually not very comfortable.
BlameTheOwls 14
I wasn't aware that it gave a stellar representation of sex, either.
stargirl_95 24
You guys are right. **** isn't good at depicting sex well either.
GentlemanBastard 15
#40, I'm reminded of that awkward pile driver position you see sometimes where the girl is on her neck and the guy is squatting over top of her. Makes you wonder if anyone would actually do that if there wasn't a camera there.
hobojo69 23
I do that all the time, I always notice how bad the acting is or the story line is but Egh what can u do
cinskeep43 15
make your own
worldclassrager 41
Watch one not in the form of sports maybe a solo would not be a bad one...
Enslaved 38
You're focusing on the wrong stick.
KingOfTheLosers 7
I think that was the point of this post. But I think it is a good thing. Why watch ****? Go shag someone instead. Being more interested in the plot of a **** flick rather than the action in it, is the first step.
vikky538 29
the diversion... concentrate on right things..
Mauskau 36
The reason I don't watch it is because I get so bothered by their surroundings and don't pay attention to what's going on.
lissy3131 5
Why is this an fml?
lissy3131 5
Why is this an fml? It's sorta stupid, sorry.
klenorris 15
Wow! that sucks.....
Ravike 17
No one does it better than Brazzers when it comes to stories.
dabomb0513 10
Snooker is indeed lame.