Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
baseballplaya5 7
That's a slippy situation
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Comments (72)
Ariana2_fml 2
Did he break the car? Haha
XxAqwa13xX 6
FAIL
saliat 0
Nice
XxNINJA_28xX 8
That wouldn't have have happened if you had my skills.
LegendofZelda88 8
LMAO!!!! Been there, except it was my girlfriends dog instead of a car alarm..
lovinit5683 0
That's going to be a hard one to explain.
EvanescenceLuver 12
Geez, what did he do, break a window when he fell on it? Or do you just have a really touchy car? FYL, OP. Also, FYL for living in Canada right now, isn't it like, ******* -2 degrees Fahrenheit? Don't freeze to death, and don't get grounded to death.
iamyourgod 3
FYL for being a pussy to cold. -2 F is nothing, I wear a hoodie outside in that. -30 or lower with windchill is when it starts getting bad.
underguarded 20
Most cars have a very sensitive alarms now , especially new ones. You can literally lightly touch it and it can go off. He probably lightly shook the car and the alarm went off. And minus 2 is nothing. I don't understand why people assume Canada is suddenly a death zone when it's cold. It's Canada not the North Pole. There is a Huge difference in temperature and weather.
CryMoreFMLs 15
LOOK OUT GUYS! We got a badass over here!
Amy_244 10
Awkard! but you just make me come up with the excuse "oh, he wanted to make me breakfast" to make it sound like he just arrived in case the same things ever happens to me :) hope you didn't get in too much trouble
aceangel6 4
As long as the guy is okay.
mdtdnb 7
I gotta say YDI on this one...not because you actually do deserve it, but because he was so close to a clean getaway when some unpredictable force decided...NOPE! Not this time!
geon_olam 17
Do you know what ydi stands for?
mdtdnb 7
Of course I do. Why would I type it if I didn't? That's the whole point of my comment...means Karma's a bitch. They deserve it because of the irony.
geon_olam 17
sorry for over-estimating you do you know what 'deserve' means?
mdtdnb 7
Obviously this one went over your head...but don't worry, you'll get the next one!