Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
baseballplaya5 7
That's a slippy situation
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Comments (72)
bitchslapped22 14
That's when he books it the **** out of there and you make up an excuse for why the alarm just went off
mosquito19 14
sneaking out? underage *****
iamyourgod 3
Doesn't mean she is underage. She could be anywhere from 16 to 30 for all we know.
aceman1992 9
13- judgmental dick.
Torva_fml 16
Salty pineapple. Ooh... We aren't just naming things that pop into our head? Darn...
Loozer6154 5
Hope he and the car are ok...
MrSchneebly 5
Guy sounds like a smooth operator
BogJuan 5
Don't you mean a slick operator?
KVKdragon 26
Couldn't he have just grabbed the edge of the roof after he slipped on the ice? That'd be the first thing I'd do if I slipped while climbing off a roof :/
xStaciexLynnx 15
How tall are you that you can just reach up and grab a roof?
iamyourgod 3
What roof? The way it's worded says he fell on ice and hit a car. Most likely on the driveway. If he fell 5m and smashed the roof of the car don't you think it would have been worded differently? And she would probably be watching him in the hospital, not posting on FML.
perdix 31
You just need to tell them that he was just coming instead of going. That might not help your case much :(
KVKdragon 26
Actually it could help. If the bf is willing to take the heat, she could just say that she didn't know he was coming over ;)
perdix 31
It depends if the parents think that "coming" means what you think it means or what I think it means.
flockz 20
tell them rudolph slipped off the roof. that mother ******'s really clumsy.
SixShooterSambo 4
I bet he took off running once the adrenaline got pumping... hopefully he got away in time!
samikitty961 8
even if the OP's boyfriend gets away, She's going to have a hard time explaining what she was doing outside so early in the morning.
djth3t4ank 4
For a second, I thought "some ice" was a piece of clothing.