Today, I tried to get a funny reaction from my dogs with a fart, like I saw in a YouTube video. I shat my pants and the dogs didn't even notice. FML
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Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It wasn’t until I crapped myself wearing shorts and it ran down my leg into my sock that I realized it wasn’t at all “funny.” FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I farted in bed like my parents do. It sounded like an unexpected trumpet. Luckily no one was nearby. I usually don't fart. It took me by surprise. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that same moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart loose, and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Did you get that on video? Cause that's way funnier.
Zachary8261 28
You tried. You failed horrendously, but hey, at least you tried.
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Comments (9)
Zachary8261 28
You tried. You failed horrendously, but hey, at least you tried.
Lobby_Bee 18
Did you get that on video? Cause that's way funnier.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, your dogs knew what happened! They’re just embarrassed for you and decided to play it off like nothing happened. Being cool that way is why they are “man’s best friends.”
Mightytall 35
Never force a fart... that can turn into solid trouble quite quickly!
Dave_Davington 35
That only works if the dogs have never heard a human fart before. All you can do is bear that in mind if and when you ever get a new furball.
kakabalo 18
shit happens
anyoldnamewilldo 23
They noticed. They just talked out it and laughed at you later.
tonyfan00 38
First in bed, then at the gym, and now to just try and get a reaction...have you considered adult diapers?
ModerateComments 9
YDI but that's pretty funny ?