Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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rick_james_b17ch 0
well orange glad you didn't shit yourself?
AndelleRae 9
That is highly unfortunate. But hey, at least you've got raver urine!! :D
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Comments (88)
katrinaa_13 0
i loled @ #46. :)
22jrdn55 15
lol, well im glade to see you laugh!
katrinaa_13 0
lmfaolmfao, :)
DameGreyWulf 1
YDI slightly for not heeding his words. He said leak a little, but you never thought to at least put a pad on or something? Sure, it's "a little" but you're still PISSING... FYL though for a little being a lot, apparently.
rosierosierosie 0
the fact that you had a UTI is an automatic fyl, I'm sorry, they suck
invisibledamage 2
FYL :( I feel really bad for you. I hope your boyfriend understood.
sodahhhr 0
Sounds like a gatorade commercial gone too far, yum (:
GriefBacon 0
Uristat does not make you leak, which is essentially what you took.
holmcross 0
Omfg orange stains - pyridium. The best drug ever. Ultimate vandalism. Also agree with the above poster - it doesn't make you leak. You're just incontinent.
Le_Petit_chat 0
I totally feel your pain, imagine this, I had chronic UTI's for 2yrs recently, and i became allergic to the best treating antibiotic. So far i've been UTI free for the last maybe 3-4months. So I know exactly how you feel.
allycatanime 0
...the medicine did that, when i had a UTI, i had problems waiting til i got to the restroom before i was on antibiotics.... and i ended up getting two UTI's in a series of months because they didn't know that i had a weard type of bacteria! and the first antibiotic made me sooo dizzy when i had to run the mile... it was very sunny that day... and i had horrible stomach aches from depression adn stress... so it wasn't fun.... but the medicine made you wet yourself?