zappy
United States
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fml
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Anonymous
Bancroft, Canada
Are friends electric?
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
Anonymous
How shocking!
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Anonymous
Olive Branch, United States
Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
stupiddrunk
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blackout
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Cait
Olds, Canada
Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Itchy and Scratchy
Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Ouch!
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
nipped
Australia
Bad boy
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Top comments
HappyCatIsHappy 0
Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik
NorskVind 1
Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.
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Comments (220)
ZutaMtian 0
:)) what were you thinking!!
redbluegreen 41
I'm more concerned with what YOU'RE thinking. A smiley face? Really? So many questions... (-;
emilysanftwsom 0
YDI for being a moron. Who can't think, clearly.
BenignScientists 0
I'm Kelso!
Nobody129 0
Riiiight. What was your logic? Humans are immune to shocks or dogs can feel shocks humans can't? Idiot...
silvermoonstar3 3
YDI a lot! It works BETTER or humans as we have no neck fur (usually, I guess some guys do) and thinner skin.
suaveneanderthal 0
redbluegreen don't go commenting about someone's smiley faces when in your profile you have a "you just lost the game" reference and profess your love for words with "butt" in them, it makes you look like a hypocrite dear :-)
07191995 0
What do you expect? She's a woman.
redbluegreen 41
Mmm. I love how you misread my comment, suaveneanderthal. I didn't mean it as a bad thing. When someone talks about an electric dog collar with a happy expression... I start to think other thoughts. (-; It makes you look like a fool, dear.
bugmenotmofo 34
how painful was it?
Kronic_Kitten 0
I'm Peter Griffin!
suaveneanderthal 0
ha good shit, well done i did read that post wrong
nm22395 0
I bet shes blonde, too.
reyemrein 0
Right OP. Because before they shock something, dog collars take DNA from it, send it to a lab, and make sure it's a dog.
writergirl69 0
seriously? OP, you are so stupid
woosah 16
so you're a moron then?
HappyCatIsHappy 0
Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik
RubixMonkey 0
Dogs are actually smarter than Op, my neighbor has one and the dog tried to go over the boundry twice and after that won't go over. But still that's mean Op, its still a living creature. And you obviously are one of those people who try out tazers on themselves as well.
Ohnothingreally 0
Maybe they went out and bought one just for them self, you know, to try it out. Or they used their neighbor's?
maveric101 0
shock collars are cruel? how? once the dog learns what happens, they don't go near the electric fence, because the collars beep repeatedly if the dog gets too close. plus you initially put up little flags to help the dog learn where the boundaries are. plus normal fences are much more expensive, can usually only cover the back yard, and are (arguably) unattractive. trust me, once the dog learns, they won't get shocked again.
thethingthatshou 4
go cry your PETA crap somewhere else- no one cares
homes7d 14
No it's not cruel he lives by a big street or some thing is it better for the dog to get hit by a car
homes7d 14
You sir are a smart man
Fanimotronic 17
That's not cruel, it's to make dogs learn
fakepolice 0
I figured that out once... but ur mom loved it... u must get that panzyness from ur dads side...
RubixMonkey 0
By Fakepolice do you mean stripper?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
how old are you, 12?
startafire 0
These kind of questions can be answered by a magical tool called Google.
Sun_Kissed18 25
But thats no fun! She wanted to get the whole experience!
curlyfriez 0
or she could have watched Fun With Dick and Jane. Point proven twice!
NorskVind 1
Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.
timtam24 0
No i don't believe it she must be lying.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Thanks for clearing that up, #58. The OP had me lost. I might need to see that video, though, because I'm still not sure I believe it.
oogie_boggie 0
wat the hell r u talking bout #58 i got super lost in ur comment
crumsnatcha 4
Quite a shocking discovery.
White667 0
Hahahaha... Hahhh..... ha...
RezaCookies 0
corny daddy joke.
elmyra_duff 0
what did you think? that the collar could 'distinguish' a 'dog's neck and act accordingly?? oh gosh..
MissShadow_fml 0
what the hell were you thinking?
gameoverman_fml 0
Silly bitch.
DrAwesome 6
Your weapons can't harm me. Don't you know who the **** I am?
crazyjack 0
wow you just earned yourself a big ft DUUUUH!!!