Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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rick_james_b17ch 0
well orange glad you didn't shit yourself?
AndelleRae 9
That is highly unfortunate. But hey, at least you've got raver urine!! :D
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BarryLeVon69 0
I had an allergic reaction to the antibiotic they gave me. So not only did I have an UTI but I also had a swollen tongue & could hardly breathe. FML
Ninjaface 0
Hey, anyone else think that this would make a hilarious Gatorade commercial?
ChelseaChops 1
I've been on lots of UTI meds because of my kidney problems and none of these things have EVER happened to me.
Mirm83 0
That's a symptom of the infection itself, not of the medication. I'm willing to bet the infection was quite advanced by the time you saw a doctor about it.
sweetheart55 0
haaaaaaahahahahahhaahaha lol! that's so awesome!!! I want neon orange pee!!!!
tiffyco 0
Yea I wear a pantie liner when I have a UTI. Good luck with that. O and you have to make sure ALL the orange dye is off your toota loot or it will get on your panties and clothes. I always just use a wet wipe or wet wash cloth.
MiichelleRomero 7
ugh i hate uti's it was painful. thts wat happens wen to much sex is involvedd
angel55033 12
you didn't have to take those meds for your bladder infection just antibiotics, the shit that turns your pee orange is just to help with the burning but is not worth taking the antibiotics take effect after a day or two shoulda just drank plenty of water and cranberry juice so that's you're own fault for taking the unnecessary medication
harlow2284 0
Oh utis suck i was told the pills that turn ur urine orange were just for the pain . I couldnt take those the made me throw up i just took the antibiotic
pablopoo 7
Omg andelles face ****** ugly