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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Spooky season is nearly here

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

Probably sacrificing her to Satan.

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Dark Brotherhood Sacrament? (Skyrim reference)

VengeanceChicken 12

HERETIC!!

Oh you know, just another satanic ritual

...so? Even if she thought she was casting a spell, it's not like anything would happen.

*HIISSSSS* A Non Believer!

Call Sam and Dean Winchester before things go from bad to worse!

**edit. Wrong FML sorry. Please delete**

Witchcraft!

sounds like fun :)

Blood orgy!