Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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MysticMonkey 9
Was her head rotating 360 degrees aswell?
SauceySarah 30
They probably have been watching too much American Horror Story: Coven.
chocolatefrog28 29
You need an old priest and a young priest.
xivoricbutterfly 25
The power of christ compels you!
Edumcg 24
Time to call a priest? beware OP, if you don't know what are you getting into you better not get involved. That goes for your daughter.
perdix 31
Kids, today!!! Back in my day, if that happened, we'd put the sleeping kid's fingers in lukewarm water and let the hilarity ensue!
Enslaved 38
For me, at sleepovers, the first person to fall asleep had to wear the frozen bra they kept in the freezer. Yet another reason I hate cold weather!
worldclassrager 41
Maybe they where sacrificing them to satan to steal their boyfriend...
Rozay333 36
Probably some Creepypasta ritual.
martin8337 36
American Horror Story : Coven.
elmatador615 12
What type of friends does your daughter have?!
coreygraley123 3
run nugga run they gon kill u