Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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keerththana 13
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Madridsta1999 7
Scream "CHRISTO!"
esigmond 2
Illuminate bitches
DasHaas 9
It's a good thing candles and chanting don't actually have any effect on people. Well, assuming they're smart enough not to burn the house down, anyway.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At first it sounded like a prank where they try to convince other people that the sleeping person is dead.
Asaomar 4
They just wanted to summon some demons...no need to worry.
ceenguyenx 6
Go get your house blessed you never know what they brought into to your house !
Gabilliam 19
Why, a sacrifice for the glory of Satan, of course!
nm_98 3
Lololololol
myeviltwin 20
There is no such thing as spell casting. Anyone who believes in magic, witchcraft whatever the h*** you want to call it is just as stupid and gullible as any one who believes in god(s).