Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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an3ph 20
How old is your daughter?
thefastnfuryass 14
Bare Wench project anyone?
jun00 15
They're just going through the demonic stage. You might experience power going out, no communication to the outside world, pans dropping, radios turning on and off, and sentinels a spirit dragging you in a closet, but that's all normal. Should be gone in a month or two :) merry Christmas! (P.s. Get some crosses,bibles, and some holy water)
JD1147 27
One of my friends went for a drive through the forest one night and saw a small fire so stopped to have a look. Then he noticed two naked guys holding sticks dancing around the fire, chanting something...
luckyone365 7
That was my best friend and me. We didn't mean for anyone to see us.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Yeah sorry about that. Meth is a hell of a drug.
Enslaved 38
Rumpelstiltskin?
irescala 4
Now you'll regret not taking her to Sunday school
Minnion 9
they were doing a seonce
yuzuru_fml 12
beware the necromancer
myeviltwin 20
I would make her do hard labor around the house also. Obviously if it was just some silly game they would have confessed. I don't believe in witchcraft or satanic spells or anything like that but there are people who do believe in that shit and do pretty horrible things. I would not put up with my daughter lying to me and hiding things from me.
suri23 11
Probably chanting bastardized Latin, lol!
itzjstnx 18
thats just freaky /: