Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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TheCrispyCat 20
ITS A WITCH
Zebediabolical 45
BURN THE WITCH!
DracoSpirita 21
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! ..Well I got better.
thebloodlegion 14
Finding Nemo!
rg350dx 29
Finding Lucifer*
why57why 21
Finding necromon
hcollins1 18
Maybe I missed that part of the movie, but I don't recall at any point of the movie where they lit candles around any fishy friends...
TordNorski 30
It's a sleepover game. I forgot the name of it but it's when you take a friend who is lying on their back, circle candles around them, then slowly lift them up. The friend isn't supposed to be asleep, she's supposed to just close her eyes and not move.
ksks1234 33
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
TordNorski 30
Yup. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
cakeandfilm 13
Last I checked, that game wasn't played in a different language...
alycion 39
Or with candles
skulskinator 5
What the he'll kind of game is that?!?! When I went to a sleepover when I was that age we played tag, or poker
ericanoelle19 2
light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Sputnikspak 13
I remember that game! I was trying to remember how it was played exactly, but basically it makes the person in the circle feel like they're floating.
Missyeru 14
That what I was thinking when is first read this, but the speaking in tongues through me off. Better make sure they don't play Bloody Mary next!
Hyde_is_Back 4
Maybe the "language" they're speaking is just super fast. Youth have that habit and can put Speedy to shame.
jazzy_123 20
Pig Latin and OP doesn't understand?
thatisaWIN 5
Record her and boom! Paranormal Activity 5.
Hurmbifrum 14
Anything vaguely resembling reality would not be accepted by the Paranormal Activity blokes because it's 'too graphic'; I think they rather like showing horribly obvious documentary-like films instead of something nearer to real.
Shilokitten666 19
I think u mean paranormal activity six, the stupid 5th one is coming out in the next two years or so
zRatio 6
Throw some Holy water at them. Maybe that will help
LowExpectations 30
Nah, use bleach, it burns more.
MissSarcasm01 18
Hmmm. Calling Satan to kill all Chrismas Spirit? If their eyes turn black confess to every sin you have ever done and stay out of all elevators.
tranced_ 45
man talk about Disney channel!
8born8 18
Two words dude: Miley. Cyrus.
lisaroxmysoxx 16
Are you sure it was a different language and not just gibberish?
ahippienamedrae 10
Show her The Crucible.
Martinez0285 28
Fairuza Balk needs to calm down with her Craft... Light as a feather stiff as a board