Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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Jfillhaddabill 6
God. Its called knocking! Jeez
drake_b3 12
That my friend is called witchcraft
Bzu123 8
Salem witch trials all over again
warriorkitty_ 10
Wicca isnt "evil" and "satanic";most of it actually follows the lines of karma. In the case where you do some spell to break off a sweet couple, the karma that will happen will be something like all your boyfriends falling for your best friend. On another side note, do have a talk with her! They might very well be playing a game instead. Or not. But a chat would still be good to have!
saocrates 16
Satanic shit is going on, if your house is all of a sudden hunted you now who to look for.
8born8 18
Praytell, how does ones house become hunted?
Narcisse_fml 25
Call the Winchesters!
Haidawg 7
The power of Christ compels you!
PierceTheSirensq 10
Maybe it's time her friends go home
joshea123 10
Isn't this just the normal for kids nowadays
novapine 19
silly things girls do at sleepovers. Shes probably just embarrassed to tell you.