Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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deathstroke990 22
Call cas and Dean!
aut5413 10
Just be happy that it wasn't you:)
glittery_muffin 6
Shoulda been more strict about drug use
minnieloveskody 9
Witch craft it is
Brandon_Samuru 5
The members of your household will suffer eternal damnation
outoftown 27
"Hey, no fire rituals without a fire extinguisher in the room!"
ThatOneDrummer 8
If OP could let me know what language it sounded like, perhaps I could use my sleuth skills to determine what exactly they were doing... Godspeed OP. Godspeed.
jordzy 8
Ugh kids these days.. Always doing satanic rituals behind our backs.
Devindelon 17
Maybe they're just playing Light As A Candle, Stiff As A Board.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
This is some Tumblr shit lmfao