Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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darryaz 9
My guess...... they wanted to scare the hell out of the friend when she woke up.
ZackL624 5
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
padlockd 9
Wait until she's sleeping, get some friends, light some candles around her bed, and start chanting. See how she likes it!
nevereyes 31
If everyone consented to this circle then I don't see the problem......
Ksweety_fml 27
Wtf?
cna1216 15
Are you sure she was asleep?
emmaps 3
HUMAN SACRIFICE! your daughter is satan.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Satan has better things to do than sacrificing people. Besides, he's got people to do that for him!
kingbrizo 24
id ground her and ban friends until she tells you what the heck she was doing; youre the parent and you have a right to know what your kid is up to. good luck OP
nevereyes 31
err there's nothing wrong with spell casting
ForbiddenDestiny 20
BURN THE WITCH!