Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. It includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I was gentrified out of my rent-controlled San Francisco apartment on June 1st by speculators, which I could only afford because of the rent control, I haven’t been able to find a new place yet. I've been living in hotels off a small settlement, but money ran out last week so now I’m on the streets. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
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obnum 19
I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...
hunny797 5
You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life
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hunny797 5
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obnum 19
I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...
TheDrifter 24
But it's a great idea. I think I'm gonna draw up plans for a young persons center on that plan. All 1 bedroom suites, no children. I'll bet it would be huge with college kids and young workers.
oj101 33
Nearly every apartment building has a doorman, or at least a concierge service along other facilities such as a gym/child care centre.
Ayeasha 7
39- it would be like the movie Accepted. :) I would totally live there
dalink 24
Good luck keeping it in one piece.
xNephilim 19
Shoot, 48, where do you find those?
oj101 33
#56 - pretty much in any medium to large city.
Ameel_fml 19
Where the hell do you live, #48. I'm looking for a house at the moment and am having trouble finding one with basic amenities...let alone one with foods, entertainment, activities and cleaning services!! :O
hunny797 5
You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life
Crazynopantsman 11
Not necessarily..
jmdb1416 5
I would be excited too!!!
hama806 19
Seniors are fun! Get your grandmother to live with you and do it.
Wiringify 22
With her... Wait what? Nevermind.
Pleonasm 36
Well, what are you waiting for? Break a leg! Or a hip! Go hard-of-hearing or go home!
Fuhkyoo 17
as soon as i read the first feature i knew it had to be for old people, did you have to call them to figure that out?
bybib 20
When did they call? I thought it said it was a commercial they were listening to.
CharresBarkrey 16
14 - Yep. It appears 7 was so excited to comment, they completely overlooked the last part of the FML.
hawright 13
I hear the chicks there are pretty loose if you catch my drift... Saggy, I mean saggy.
Evgeny2222 11
Oh come on, did you seriously think that an apartment complex would include food?
PenguinBitch 44
Makes you want to be old huh? Hopefully we'll all live to see the day our balls or boobs sag.