Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. It includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I was gentrified out of my rent-controlled San Francisco apartment on June 1st by speculators, which I could only afford because of the rent control, I haven’t been able to find a new place yet. I've been living in hotels off a small settlement, but money ran out last week so now I’m on the streets. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
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Top comments
obnum 19
I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...
hunny797 5
You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life
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Comments (51)
TheChelseaSays 34
Well at least you now have a reason to look forward to growing old!
old09 11
Just think: "one day....one day" But probably not anytime soon.
Surge5560 20
How is this an FML? You won nothing and loss nothing. Besides I never even heard of an apartment that offers free transportation.
HowieDoIt 21
Join! You'd be the life of the party
kingsian 15
How the hell did this thing get passed?
ManInTheMachine 20
Because the mods decided it was good enough? What the **** is it to you?
panicsdisaster 17
Del-boca vista?
LiveLoveBeatles 19
I was thinking it was Valencia Lakes.. It looks better than half the apartments over here.
dontpanic_fml 32
I have a helpful hint for the future...no apartment complex includes those things, ever
fresh247 10
its not like you can't ever move their just in time ur dreams will come true
hanymandy 6
Obv, what kind of apartment complex offers you food?
gotmilkido 10
Unless ur disabled or a senior , YOU should be responsible for all that anyway.. It's called being an adult !! YDI !