Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
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deLongenator 4
Then kick him hard!
HolaJessicaHola 0
Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"
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Comments (198)
mikeymayhem_87 15
Go ahead and kick him hard enough so he'll be shooting blanks the rest of his life. That'll be one less idiot to reproduce.
Epiqness 0
Depends on how hard you kick.
Candice0687 0
Well I hope that your smart enough to be on birth control if your boyfriend thinks that like that or your going to end up pregnant because he probably doesn't wear a condom.
trollierthanthou 1
oh my...... He is definitely a keeper!
compuergirl123 0
Just kick him as hard as possible then try it out
katcot99 11
The BF's an idiot. Sorry OP
trollierthanthou 1
it does make a guy sterile repeatedly bashing him but i would not trust it... Just sayin'. And also, guys are more resistant to pain than girls so i figure that getting bashed in the balls is worse than giving birth, and i am a girl. O_o
bizarre_ftw 22
You may be a girl but you certainly aren't smart, it is an actual fact that women have a higher pain tolerance and are also stronger as far as surviving goes (meaning if a guy and a girl both suffered severe injuries the girl is more likely to survive) Also, getting a nut shot, simply put, is get hit in an extremely sensitive place giving birth is having an extremely sensitive place ripped ******* open over the course of a good many hours, and is something you have to actively participate in
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Actually…he's right!
HopeLoveMusic 0
If you do it multiple times constantly I heard it can mess stuff up.
iLikeSportz33 0
I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. **** punt!