Anonymous
Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nemesis5196523
Ogden, United States
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Anonymous
Cleveland, United States
Blundering my way through life
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
Nassau, Bahamas
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
pissed
United States
Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML
Spoilicious
Singapore, Singapore
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
RIP
United States
Spoiled
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
fired
Barnesville, United States
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Anonymous
Spoiler alert
Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
pissed off mother
Leeds, United Kingdom
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't tell me. The GTA V guys come in and kill everyone, right? Also, finishing a game like that in only four days is pretty impressive, but since it's a prequel to the first game, I'm not sure the cashier really spoiled much, unless you haven't played the first one, yet.
purplecatlady 14
Well, some of us haven’t played the first game. But even if he did, spoiling is NEVER OKAY! I mean, there are unwritten rules - we are still too close to the release date.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't tell me. The GTA V guys come in and kill everyone, right? Also, finishing a game like that in only four days is pretty impressive, but since it's a prequel to the first game, I'm not sure the cashier really spoiled much, unless you haven't played the first one, yet.
srtrpk 6
Why do you literally comment on everything? #nolife lololol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Two reasons: I have total job security, I'm not allowed to look at **** during work hours, and I'm a smart-ass with a lot of bullshit to say. Okay, that's three reasons, but you can still shut the **** up.
JasonThorn 23
"Get a rope." - Pace Picante Sauce ad, but still relevant.
lordgimp 6
It's a prequel, moron. How spoiled can it be, really?
ThatGuy9679 13
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RichardPencil 32
You mean she’s actually a man? Or is that “The Crying Game?” Oops, sorry about that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dammit, man... stop joining in with giving away spoilers...
purplecatlady 14
Well, some of us haven’t played the first game. But even if he did, spoiling is NEVER OKAY! I mean, there are unwritten rules - we are still too close to the release date.
EmDizzle2007 28
respect for spoilers has ended. the world you live in is filled with people who are OBSESSED with being the first to know something and tell as many people as they can.
Might0fHeaven 10
Wow did this actually go through as an FML??
Akitakat 31
No, this is all a Dream... now, wake up!
Aaron O'Neill 5
Should have punched them in the mouth lmao
Aaron Crow 5
free game 🧐
Mona Roblin 5
Kharma will fall on the cashier's head.
IThriveWithYourPain 14
I know how you feel, its ok you will be fine