Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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Gurljuice 0
That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!
Argumental_Rhino 8
Well... Was the trip fun?
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Comments (216)
Zookslacker905 3
Ouch why did you have to come home early lol
structuredchaoz 4
Sorry to hear that man. Been there. The excuses cheaters use that have been posted here are ridiculous.
FaraPjJammaz 13
Step 1: Bitch slap her into next week. Step 2: Get a new girlfriend that's going to be faithful!
wushuxu 7
Bitch slap da chik and thn kik da guys ass, and kik em out ur house!
buckeyes127 1
Shoulda shit her and the dude ******* her, **** it right
enopola 5
What the **** are you talking about?
sinking_fish 12
I'm assuming he meant to say "shot", but who knows. I'm probably overestimating his IQ level.
meg882002 0
Not cool I had that happen once
princessAj1 6
Hope op said "Don't let your Cheating ass get hit by the door on your way out of my life."
FaraPjJammaz 13
Even the door wouldn't hit that cheater.
FlyingWhisps 5
Hit it and quit it. I'm joking of course, don't give her the satisfaction of one last screw. Just drop her on the pavement.
FlyingWhisps 5
Hit it and quit it. I'm joking of course, don't give her the satisfaction of one last screw. Just drop her on the pavement.
FlyingWhisps 5
Hit it and quit it. I'm joking of course, don't give her the satisfaction of one last screw. Just drop her on the pavement.