Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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Gurljuice 0
That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!
Argumental_Rhino 8
Well... Was the trip fun?
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Comments (216)
perdix 31
YDI for not seeing the signs earlier.
perdix 31
YDI for not seeing the signs earlier.
FriscoKidz 10
Always gotta read the signs man..
bizarre_ftw 22
Nice....
KushMastaDisasta 3
It's a reference to an earlier FML.. easy with the thumbs down.
nateiztite 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I hate how girls think they can do stuff like that but when the guy does it they "can't understand why"
ikickgingers 15
Yes, because every woman is a cheating ***** with poor excuses. I am enlightened. What the bloody ****?!!?! are you serious????? It's ****** up regardless of the persons sex. Asshat.
raphanne_fml 33
Hmm what? It's not a question of gender, nobody can understand stuff like that. Edit: 21 beat me to it :D
Chingy892987 14
In all honesty, I have to agree with that. Even though I AM a girl, I think women get away with just too much stuff, like cheating and sexual remarks.
FriscoKidz 10
It's called the double standard, but it applies in different ways for both sexes. Girls get away with a lot and so do guys.
volcomstoned23 0
i know right bullshit **** em there are plenty more fish in the sea throw that hoeish ass **** back and let the next sucker latch on
nateiztite 5
No I'm not saying every women does it I'm just stating that most girls my guy friends date when they cheated on them the girl got really pissed and ended up not forgiving them but when my girlfriend cheated on me and i broke up with her and told her I'd never forgive her she wasn't able to understand why and the same happened with my other friend.
ryanebk 7
Because girls think they can be forgiven when they start crying and everything will be okay?
FYLDeep 26
That's what happens when you date those women from the Jersey Shore.
Savra_fml 17
Cheating is wrong any day of the week. Time for a new girlfriend OP because the next trip you take, you will always wonder if she remembers the day you are coming back. FYL
Phyre24 17
If you keep this girl, tell her that you're coming back a few days after you are supposed to. It'll keep her on her toes.
CryMoreFMLs 15
26 Why bother? Just get rid of the bitch.
Argumental_Rhino 8
I know I already commented but. SLAP A HOE
exleonhart 0
Bitches don't know bout your horcruxes.
lydialaughs 0
That's so sad. :( I'm sorry.
rae_munchkin 6
So she wasn't sorry she was ******* around just that you came back early and caught her.... What a bitch. You deserve better!
arkid24 1
Typical
Kenton1008 21
****** are going to be ******.
speshlk37 13
Time to move onto a college campus and become The Godfather. Perhaps you could start a fraternity? P.S. I'm here for the gang-bang...