Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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Gurljuice 0
That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!
Argumental_Rhino 8
Well... Was the trip fun?
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Comments (216)
Kiksters 0
Sorry that you had to find out this way OP, thats really sad... She's crying cuz she got caught and that she knew what she was doing is wrong, woman like that give us who are faithful bad names....
simsima_fml 3
Heartbrake hotel :(
tyghl55 4
The only option would be a double homicide
heythereyouu_fml 4
I'm sure you'll find better, she isn't worth it.
sethm51 6
kill her
perdix 31
I always call ahead when I'm going to get home early. Gives her a chance to clear the place out before I arrive. The next best thing to not getting cheated on is not finding out. ;)
FMLsOhilarious 6
#91 That doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't you want to find out if you're being cheated on? Sure finding out isn't a pleasant experience but it's better to not be with someone who can't commit to you than to just keep on dating them unknowingly that they're cheating...
perdix 31
No, it's the same reason people don't want to go to the doctor -- they don't want to hear bad news. If someone's cheating on you, either they are going to dump you or they are going to come back to you. In the former case, you'll find out in due course, but in the latter, you're better off not knowing.
FMLsOhilarious 6
You heard her, you should've went back the next day. What the hell is wrong with you, coming back all early? You've got to give a girl her space--her space to cheat. NO I'm kidding. Seriously, FYL that that happened to you. You don't need that **** anyway.
julia_lynn 21
Wow, that is super messed up OP. Whack her with a stick, apologize and tell her you thought she was a pinata. :P Then dump her, obviously.
nc21690 19
Better to find out now rather then later that she's a skankoid
Calyx_fml 22
um... threesome?