Ticknexttodick
Utrecht, Netherlands
Hint of Lyme
Today, I felt frisky and went down on my boyfriend, only to come face to face with a tick that had buried itself in his inner thigh. Killed the mood a bit. FML
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Leeono 26
Were you ticked off?
Morigyn 9
OP here. Of course, I ran straight away to get the thingy to remove the tick, got it out without too much hassle. And even though the mood was decisively squashed (hehe), we did eventually get it on. But yeah, it absolutely gave me the heebie jeebies to see it right next to my face whilst in that, umm, position. All good, no Lyme, got laid!
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Leeono 26
Were you ticked off?
azouwa 26
You removed it for him right?
Morigyn 9
OP here. Of course, I ran straight away to get the thingy to remove the tick, got it out without too much hassle. And even though the mood was decisively squashed (hehe), we did eventually get it on. But yeah, it absolutely gave me the heebie jeebies to see it right next to my face whilst in that, umm, position. All good, no Lyme, got laid!
dexter420 21
I dont see how one thing has to do with the other. Plus you were there to suck something out of him too.
dexter420 21
Everyones got a fetish. Go with it.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds sub-Lyme.
electrodude 15
So that’s why he couldn’t get it up haha
Davros 12
nothing worse than a dick tick
Ilmoran 20
Depending on your perspective, a tick dick might be worse.
Zekfen 17
Is he into politics? Yeah yeah, bad pun, but I love them.
cbchawks 14
but he still smashed!
pjsr 33
I hate ticks - they suck!
ChromoTec 24
Which is what his girlfriend was trying to do
Leeono 26
Yeah that was the joke....smh