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Today, I set a new record: two fender benders in less than 10 minutes. FML
Today, I set a new record: two fender benders in less than 10 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, I broke my mug, windshield wiper, shower curtain, and foot, all in six hours. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
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Top comments
Gigi Hill 6
It’s a good thing you only have two bumpers!
spinspinsugar 12
there's a lot of detail and back story we don't know....
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
One wreck in a day is an accident. Two means you are either a terrible driver or drunk or otherwise impaired.
spinspinsugar 12
there's a lot of detail and back story we don't know....
Gigi Hill 6
It’s a good thing you only have two bumpers!
Grizz8831 14
it really leans towards YDI without any other details... I know a coworker who had his car hit 3 times in under 2 hours, once at work, once on his way home and the while parked at home... but I know way more people causing multiple accidents than being on the receiving end of them.
Jonkbaby 23
Sounds like you need to clear your mind