Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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Fuck34 0
Bad idea.
d101_fml 0
Rule #1, never, ever mix business with pleasure.
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uhnonnuhmus 0
Sorry, but I think you could have used better judgment on this one. Your boss is a pig (whether or not he's married) and you probably have a good lawsuit on your hands. That doesn't mean that you didn't have any role in what happened. Bipolarchipmunk puts it best: Don't shit where you eat. Exactly how did your co-workers know that you and your boss really HAD done the nasty? After all, he could have made it up just because he's a desparate, pathetic man who often resorts to warm, wet washclothes for a good time. Had it been me, I would have denied the entire thing. If that weren't possible, then I would have said something witty, like that he had to use a microscope to find his penis (which may not be that inaccurate).
trucanadian 0
your boss must have been a virgin.
pixistix 0
I'm dating someone at my work too. He's not my boss, but he's like my supervisor. Only 5 people (including me) work at my store, and we're all really close (I'm the only girl too) so they probably will find out what he and I have done. I don't really care though. We're in love.
flyhigh26 0
Take it as a compliment, at least he wasn't embarassed to have had sex with you.
Jabulls 0
with good reason meaning you're cheating? You suck balls bitch
Jabulls 0
Pic or it didnt happen
save_me_08 0
No way to be certain but like someone else said the "good reason" is probably because it is/was her boss. Intimacy within the workplace is frowned upon right? Especially between a worker and the boss...unless your an ant...
medfly 2
I have to point out those kind of relationships count as illegal in my country, I'm not sure about yours.
xoxowhatever 0
wow.... uhm your boss is a dumbass...you're supposed to keep that shit on the dl
PricelessDiamond 0
good. thats all i have to say. you deserved that. your just he thing ont he side. i am willing to bet a very large sum of cash that he is already seeing someone else. you should just take it into account that maybe you should stop writing your life up on this site and actually go look for a good boyfriend. there are plenty of dating sites, since u seem so happy with the internet. your an idiot. p.s take a look at your life, if its not worth it, end it.