Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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Fuck34 0
Bad idea.
d101_fml 0
Rule #1, never, ever mix business with pleasure.
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tehhotness 0
#10, either he is, or she is im guessing. That's probably what the "with good reason" is
genius_man16 1
agree w/#5 terrible idea. You Deserved It
chillaxDude 0
Never ever put your pen into company ink, spoken from a dude's POV. I hope lesson learned.
MandiC_fml 0
Not so bad.. Ive been with a boss of mine before- I was 19, he was 37... Luckily, he knew enough to keep his mouth shut, and not gossip about it though. People knew anyway, but it was more work rumor than actual fact to them.
XLT17X 0
Dude..... That's messed up!
perfectphlaws 0
if you were going to be all FML you shouldn't have slept with your boss...
deliciouskaek 1
#4 & #6 :: they were LAUGHING. clearly he didn't have anything good to say. Also, #7 is right. There's a respect issue here. They agreed to keep it quiet, and he went behind her back.
maddog_fml 0
That sucks and your boss is an asshole! Why did he told them? to make fun off you? I also agree with #5
Mortishia 0
#7 is right
notsousual 0
You don't shit where you eat.
nomadxx7 0
Don't sh*t where you eat. Plus if he is your boss that is considered sexual harassment. You are in a position to put his balls in a vice since most companies don't like bosses managing their gf/bf/wives/husbands/relatives. Just check the code of conduct for your place of work. Very big YDI for your boss and FML for you.