Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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Fuck34 0
Bad idea.
d101_fml 0
Rule #1, never, ever mix business with pleasure.
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Comments (99)
nodbor 11
goddamnit, never, never, sleep with your boss. YDT so, will there be a second time?
purple91 8
haha sweet
voice_of_reason 0
You will both be canned shortly.
PiousHeretic 0
I don't think that you should restrain yourself from mixing sex with the workplace. I just think you need move laterally, rather than higher in the hierarchy.
mrcarmine 0
never really a bad idea to sleep with someone above you since it can give you leverage... until you're higher up than they are, i guess, but then that applies even more for people on your level to begin with. and you can totally get this guy in some deeeeeep shit for this if it makes your workplace a "hostile environment" lol
localfox 0
Haha sounds like your boss is like Michael Scott from the Office. lol
usmcprill 0
ever heard the expression don't crap where you eat?
RunZoneFive 0
Harsh man, cheer up though!
ClevelandRock 0
It could be worse. Your boss could have fired you for having sex with a coworker.
thevaliantknight 0
you could report him and he will get fired.