Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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lol_everyday 0
even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?
c0w 0
As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.
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Comments (185)
DjeePee 25
YDI for having an incredible stupid boyfriend. Stomping on animals is a tiny little bit painfull for them, you know, and it's also just a mess on your floor.
youngkiddie 0
OP, break up with that douchebag
angel55033 12
even if it was a mouse which it technically is anyways why would he crush it for the guts to go everywhere what a moron
anonymous31_fml 0
why isn't your boyfriend cleaning it?!
MarkSolo3 14
Lol, while I was reading this on my iPod and listening to music, "Weasel Stomping Day" by Weird Al just started playing.
missbadluk 0
Who stomps on a mouse to kill it???? And why did YOU clean it up? What are u, his servant? Make him clean it up!
writergirl23 19
Get another that looks exactly the same
aquaman95 7
how the **** does a fullsize hampster look liked a mouse piece of shit
unclebunny 7
What kind of person steps on mice?!?!?!
Paradox_1234 6
Shouldn't your boyfriend clean it up and explain it? It's his fault, not yours.