Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
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paks7 0
well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.
rukusrazor 0
For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.
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Comments (74)
DIESINBLOOD 0
I can't see why people are saying you deserve it, or that you're an ass. Did you know that her ex died? No, I'm guessing, and usually, when someone is talking about a past relationship and says "it ended badly", usually the person means (s)he cheated on him/her. But next time, it's best to keep your mouth shut or ask why(if you're really curious).
riotbby 0
my sister's ex boyfriend died in a motorcycle accident too :(
RebekahBrooke 9
hdi- for using a motorcycle.
charvisioku 22
Wow, aren't you the sympathetic one.
soccersexy_23 0
That sucks for you dude
ChaoticDreamer21 12
It was an honest mistake by the OP, in my opinion. Don't know why there's so much hate.
Baller_Bob 17
You know she deserved it. She could've just said my last boyfriend passed away during our relationship
cwl727 33
Next time just ask what happened.
Mooglefox 24
Don't blame your answer. 99% of the time, that is what it means when a girl says that their last relationship ended badly.
fantasyworld 39
What you said is usually the reason when people say their relationship ended badly. She worded it weird.
princesstavi 17
If this wasn't from 2009, I would assume I was who you were talking about.