Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
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paks7 0
well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.
rukusrazor 0
For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.
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Comments (74)
swtypuff 1
person1233 you're a douche.
Jonathan33 0
way to try and be the rebound guy. fukin dick
Nizzit2 0
#19- yeah, no its not.
ArielLane 0
No, it's not his fault. Most conversation that start out with the girl or guy saying: "It ended really badly..." always makes you think -cheat- or something along those lines.
NYGuy828 0
Agreed with a good portion of the posters here, this one is totally *not* your fault. She should have just said her last boyfriend died instead of a misleading line like that.
8trickster8 0
Totally your fault. You should have predicted her answer. YDI
Daaniellee1234 8
Well you certainly put your foot in your mouth.
lo1337a 1
Does he have a mangina?
Aspie 0
Not your fault, but FHL. I hope she gets over the grief soon.
CaptainBlake 0
Wow, that sucks for both of you. Still...