Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML
Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML
Today, I received my 12th rejection letter for voluntary work, as I don't have enough experience to be paid. I can't even work for free. FML
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML
Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML
Today, not even a week after I was laid off from my job, I got a call from my old boss. He offered me a "new" job at the company, which turned out to be just like my old one, but with drastically reduced pay. I'm so broke and desperate that I accepted. FML
Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML
Today, I was turned down for a job because they thought I lied about having a six-month internship. Why? The secretary I told off for stealing my lunch every single day told them she hadn't heard of me, and the new company won't listen. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Become a prostitute, I heard the are paid well.
Snowstar 0
-Crickets- If you're gonna tell a joke, make it a good one...
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DontModMeDammit 10
Become a prostitute, I heard the are paid well.
MrSassypants 34
I heard they also get into dangerous situations. I hate when people joke around like that. That's like making fun of 9/11. Some people these days...
DontModMeDammit 10
It is absolutely not like 9/11. If someone was to make fun of 9/11, or disrespect our troops in front of me I wouldn't laugh.
DontModMeDammit 10
bad joke...
braasilianx0 4
clean houses.
iSurf_fml 8
10- People often us this sit as a getaway from the crappy reality we all have, and in order to cope, we make obscene jokes that will offend anybody outside of our little getaway. So please, understand and take a joke.
MrSassypants 34
No I am saying you making fun of someone's life. Even though 9/11 is more terrible than prostitution it's messed up making fun of both of them. If you knew people who were prostitutes then you would think twice before making that joke. I'm just saying it's messed up.
iSurf_fml 8
*site
smellymellyy 7
you'll be raking it in in no time :D
Darcon 8
might get STDs..
Wazilla 0
No shit sherlock
Wazilla 0
No shit sherlock
Lucidium 0
45- that hat has shit on it
braasilianx0 4
clean houses.
hamster_10 2
40 can you keep your crazy logic to yourself please, you are confusing us all, thank you
im_awsome 2
#25 yur profile pic is creepy .
Darcon 8
sure thing.
bezach 0
op might get a few checks here or there, it will cost em but she'll get more once she gives more.
lalalaughter 0
1- you didnt hear it, you would know.
DontModMeDammit 10
Ha..ha..ha...
FarSide 23
So do the opposite. Go on welfare. DON'T work and STILL get paid for it.
nwatso96 0
aw im sorry op that ur unemployed. my father was unemployed for 6 months but he finally found a job. I wish u the best of luck to find a job!!
Goodnightfortoni_fml 0
What a good example. -.-
Snowstar 0
It's just that they don't want to have you. They can get better work for free. You'll get a job, just look for a REAL one.
Winter247 2
I assume it's because you're fat.
Snowstar 0
-Crickets- If you're gonna tell a joke, make it a good one...
Lidiya8lml 0
dumbass
Darcon 8
OMFG. Of course an ass is dumb, it hasn't got a brain!
marchelle001 0
#67 - I Saw Your Pic Of Tupac And I Got Excited (I Love 2Pac) ... I Read Your Comment And Logged Off This Site . Why Do People Tell These HORRIBLE Jokes ??
A7X_LoVeee 10
The Better Question Is Why Do You Capitalize Every Word?
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
And if you logged off the site, why are you still blessing us with your presence?
cocobulla1 4
lmaoooooooo ur jks
marchelle001 0
#78 - The Even Better Question Is Why Do You Care ??? && #80 - No Comment For The Person Whose Pic Is Of An Apple .
iSurf_fml 8
Maybe you should work harder. Or have sex with the boss next time.
doom2 8
somebody's got to do it, but working the corners will get you by (:
doom2 8
see! exactly, it's not that bad! (:
KARMAREBEL 0
YUP But Definitely not me....…
Darcon 8
Lol! That was genuinely funny, fyl
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Umm no it wasn't don't get to excited.. lol
MrXerxes5 6
Then pay people so you can work for them. haven't tried that one yet have you?
griffindragon97 3
did you finish highschool?
thisusernamewast 0
finish?
saphiresong 0
Yeah, finish as in "completed"
mismonroe 0
You can work on me for free.
A7X_LoVeee 10
That desperate huh?
mismonroe 0
Just oozing with desperation. Can you not tell?
bettyboodooyou 0
lmfao ^^
Darcon 8
work 'on' you?! You mean 'for'....lol
mismonroe 0
No. I mean ON me.
mismonroe 0
:)
schaflava 0
by working on you does that mean I could poop on your chest?
mismonroe 0
Only if you promise to eat a can of corn the night before.
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Thanks for making me throw up.. the corn and poop on your chest I can take but it was the picture that killed me >.
mismonroe 0
You're too sweet
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Sweet like advil :P
mismonroe 0
Cute.
mismonroe 0
Cute.
mismonroe 0
Double post bullshit.