Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Atleast now you'll have a good friend at work.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
She might be more embarrassed than you about the situation.
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Comments (65)
JCal585 8
Sounds like eff her life...
vlalam 24
some friendly bonding time and look, u got some company to keep..
fader48080 10
that doesn't really sound like your fml to me