Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
Atleast now you'll have a good friend at work.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
She might be more embarrassed than you about the situation.
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Comments (65)
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds like her FML, not yours. But maybe she doesn't get computer/internet access?
xLuvx2xLaffx 4
You should go all Zimbardo on her ass!
zuzuily 14
Awkward.... Looool
buckdharma 38
Maybe she tore the tag off her mattress that says," Do not remove under penalty of law."
sammieshortcake 15
My Mom actually convinced me I was going to jail for that when I was a kid. She pretended to call the cops and I was in hysterics!
KitchKraft 21
I agree, your life sucks. Because it must if you're working in a jail. Explains your friends too.
worldclassrager 41
Short sweet and straight to the point...perfect FML Was she arrested recently hired? What happened?
katebond 16
wow! now you know where she's been :)
lina21 12
Isn't that **** their life?
CaptainMulligan 7
My brother is a CO and does the same all of the time.
WhoopteDo 26
hey, your friend is looking out for you. she's making sure you don't get laid off by making sure there's enough work to go around!