Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
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Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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keke_fml 0
why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame
ohgeez 0
Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.
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Comments (54)
Ranryu 0
I agree with and have done the same as #9 haha
maiden_girl 5
Maybe he already climaxed. Sex tends to make you sleepy.
elloelle 0
This FML is as exciting as the phone sex apparently. *goes back to bed*
TheRightEye 3
Something similar happened to me Only it was my friend's crush and he was trying to have phone sex with me, and even when I disagreed to do it, he chose to jerk off while I was on the phone anyways. I wasn't doing anything and he was moaning my name, suddenly everything stopped and he was breathing at a quiet, even pace.. I called his name a few times with no response, then I hung up, called him back and he said "Sorry, fell asleep"
brkn_hearted 0
oh tell me about it, i was talking fairly dirty with my girlfriend (ex now with some questions still remaining about it, but still) when she went quiet too and i heard some weird sounds and so i turned up the volume and apparently she fell asleep too... bad thing about it? it was one-sided :(
RandalLee 0
It happens. Sorry, but it does.
FUCKMYLIFECUNT 0
haha phone sex? thats so gay. lol
FUCKMYLIFECUNT 0
that wouldnt even go under the sex category, more like the misc category
angelicbabe09 0
Ever thought that maybe they were away from one another and missed each other and that's why they were having phone sex in the first place?
DannyPenguin 0
minus the phone. now, to quote a friend: "duude.... her breast looked like a pillow" lmao :D