Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
Today, while watching Harry Potter, I realized I don't have any positive memories to be able to do a Patronus Charm. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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coffeentea 0
I would have done that on purpose.
jackaaa 0
Why didn't your friends take a half a second and say, "Hey, you have a lightening bolt on your face"???
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Comments (61)
not1 0
lightning bolt? really?
jackaaa 0
Why didn't your friends take a half a second and say, "Hey, you have a lightening bolt on your face"???
theluckygirl28 8
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lmfaoo.... that's pathetic
coffeentea 0
I would have done that on purpose.
drybamboo 0
If it was Ash Wednesday, you could have said that the priest went a little creative.
Jason_fml 0
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You really deserve this one.
Bzrider4lyfe 0
First, get new friends Second, awesome!!!
fml_again 1
i don't get the big deal? it's college. everyone should be having fun and letting their hair down.
ohdamn_fml 2
This was a FML right after the "cheers me up" part. Went out with it or not, you're still lame
wafflemonger 0
I'm gonna go with "who cares" on this one. It's really not that big a deal. Think about it from an outsider's perspective. If you saw some college kid out in public with a fake lightning bolt scar, would you think, "Wow, what a freak"? Or would you think, "She's probably just having fun"? College kids get up to some weird shit, and I'm sure no one thought less of you because of it. And if you *are* the kind of person who would call someone a freak for doing something this trivial in public, then you have bigger problems to worry about than having a lightning bolt scar on your forehead. And #6, the fact that the poster owns eyeliner makes it more likely that she's a girl. Though I guess we can't rule anything out.