Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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keke_fml 0
why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame
ohgeez 0
Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.
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Comments (54)
shadow_foot 0
Who the hell has phone sex?! That is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad. It's almost as pathetic as cybersex.
commonsensex 0
Lmfao. Holy shit.
minenotyours 0
phone sex sucks ass. no wonder your boyfriend fell asleep.
buffyhotty 0
u must stink
kekelala3 0
your boring!
XxFA1LxX 4
ydi 4 thinkin he will reach climax with phone sex.
Angi95 3
wow I'm starting to think that the only thing people care about these days is sex.
cheerloveyou 0
hope you realized that you must not be good at "phone sex"
dayschape420 0
"halfway through"? You kept going after he fell asleep?
janeyboo07 11
That's when you get real loud.