Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
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Comments (175)
PrincessesCrown 17
Really badly? Shouldn't it be really bad.
jorrrk 0
fail of the day goes to you
breakingakajav 0
still creepy
frankgrimes 4
this is stupid
Skorne 5
True. Although if it's back pain, it would've been better to just stay on the floor where it's nice and flat. Just pull the blankets down with you.
Achan_fml 5
and your life is f'ed because...?
YayFlameWarz 9
Was the door bothering you so much? Taunting you with the free world outside?
you_failed 15
This reminds me of the episode of Spongebob when Mr. Krabs was trying to close the window but it kept on opening. I don't know why... Well anyways, that sucks OP! >.
999pun999 0
like wanting to pee, but you just got comfortable, but the urge is great! You summon your strength, it's like all the moments of the day and all those times drinking were building up to this test of strength and determination! You rise up and go to the bathroom! But then you realize you dont need to go anymore! You then notice a lukewarm feeling, and realize your pants smell bad! You check to see, and learn the awful truth.......... you have wet yourself.........
Cbsrover22 0
How is that fml bro. U hate ur life cuz u fell. EMO