Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
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Comments (175)
missbreann 0
At least you learned your lesson the first time.
itsjustbanter 0
A shit story.
perdix 31
The leave the damn door open. Maybe a murderer will walk right in and put you out of our misery.
YoLauryn 0
your kind of a bitch.
green_eggs_and_h 0
I don't see how this could be anything but your own fault. You chose to lean out of bed rather than just get up and walk to the door like a normal person. The back pain is a lame excuse not to get up out of bed because you eventually had to get up anyway, due to your lack of balance. YDI.
clarkie007 0
wow really? have u ever had a hurt back? guess what? it's impossible to move properly, or even at all, maybe u shouldn't be such an ignorant ass
clarkie007 0
ha! then again your profile explains your lack of intelligence and your puerile response, my bad. haha
green_eggs_and_h 0
Actually I have had a hurt back. In fact, I have scoliosis.
clarkie007 0
so u know exactly what op is going through possibly? assuming anything u say is true, and yet ur still a dick? hmm interesting maybe you deserve it.
green_eggs_and_h 0
Deserve what? The scoliosis?
clarkie007 0
lol obviously
green_eggs_and_h 0
Well I already knew I deserved that. I fell sown the stairs when I was really young and I totally screwed myself up :P
clarkie007 0
lol obviously
clarkie007 0
damn fml app sry bout the extra posts
lulututu 4
I agree with 34. I've been in extreme pain but still got up to do what I needed to do.
Brookiebear167 0
So do I. Along with missing vertebrae, and half my vertebrae growing wrong. Yeah, talk about painful. I'm 13 and can't even bend over without tears streaming down my face.
HomeAl0ne 20
Try climbing out the window and sneaking up on it from the other direction. Doors seldom expect the unexpected.
97currie 0
lmfao.
TacoDog 0
That looks like a brilliant skit. You have given me a hilarious visual OP.
larryp128 2
FAIL!
victor69er 0
OUCH!!!!!!!
jackcandle 10
Man,I hope this get illustrated.
Cheer5312 0
Wow youu are dumb