Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
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Comments (175)
gorina 0
Well damn.
stuffedanimal111 0
u said exactly what I was thinking!
xleanne_aLly 23
how the hell is this a fml? get over it.
Pinkmorgan9 0
Get up and close it again. There problem solved
Jacobt24 19
Too bad he is too excruciating pain to do that. Kind of why it's an FML.
sexxxysydney 14
I'm pretty sure getting out of bed and walking a foot isn't gonna kill him. He obviously wasn't too far from the door if he could reach it from bed. He just needs to stop being a baby bitch and close it, or at least stop bitching about it.
missbreann 0
# 57, apparently you are clueless....it hurts like a bitch when your back is messed up. Perhaps you should hurt your back so you can be a "baby bitch" too.
GermanOnslaught 13
Well I sure think you got the "bitch" part down.
DCfan16 0
your throne being a bitch
MissRoxiie 12
well said #77 back pain hurt alot, my father couldnt even walk
funnyfuntime 0
My spine was crooked and messed up and I couldn't get up and walk
Pinkmorgan9 0
And I'm wondering why he has to close the door so bad?!
YacL 15
What made you think falling off your bed would close the door?
JonaDona 2
agree if you didnt close the door when you got up, how did you expect it to be close when you got back on your bed
BigHoshJosh 0
no one likes you
ZoZo17_fml 0
smooth... now I bet your face hurts./
Carian01 0
Haha, I've done that plenty :P
InsertGirder 6
Keeping the door open has never been a better idea.
ashseal 11
that sucks. it happens to me all the time :(
MeConut 3
What.. trying to close a door, then falling off a bed and facepalming yourself... happens to you all the time does it?
ChristinaLove138 0
lmao Fail! haha But it Dont Beat happened to Me :/ i got out of bed and step on my cat, she scratched me, made me jump and fell on my side, landing on a shoe and after i got up and closed my door i walk back to ny bed and step on my cats tail, making me jump and hit my drawer. i knocked over my lap :( i was in deep trouble lol.
missbreann 0
Can't get an FML posted so you have to post one in a comment? lol
ChristinaLove138 0
actually i dont post FMLs. i Just Like Reading them :/ Ass :P
volley4eva1698 0
I think you should put some clothes on before judging people
westleyD 2
hellllllo beautiful:)
mariahjoomeh 0
This is FML. No match.com.
mariahjoomeh 0
This is FML. No match.com.
ashseal 11
hi.?
ShockingShelby 0
Short term memory? perhaps.