Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
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Comments (175)
garrettsgirl 0
my boyfriend pulled a muscle in his back and he told me it hurt really bad so I know how you feel. hope you get better!!!
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
that really sucks man, but next time, if I were u I would use a hanger or something to close it.
ryan3141 0
It's better to lay on a hard surface if your having back pains.
TheLiftedLife 0
At Least The Pain On Your Face Distracts You From The Pain On Your Back
ZOMG_h4x 3
Zomg, that sucks
whiteboy68 9
that sounded like you are really lazy or really fat
MissRoxiie 12
that doesnt mean anything , it can happen to everyone, he just forgot to close the door after picking himself up
linnie_wesker 20
So what if the OP is fat? Who the **** cares?
MurphyS94 4
Um or OP had extreme back pain? Sounds like you've never had back problems before.
chlorinegreen 27
I get what you're saying 74 :) like helping a helpless animal.
SydneyAlex17 0
duuudeee! that sucks!
WOLFST3ALTH 0
I'll put it as simple as this.....dumb ****
illneedasaviour 0
how will having the door closed help your back? you should focus more on getting your back healed instead of frowning at an open door.