Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
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Comments (175)
TheCrazyAli28 1
hmmm really I never woulda guessed
bonnie_vb8 5
Now is the time for pain killers.
stevenmx86 8
I don't know how this isn't a ydi... Get off of your ass, take some advil and go do something... Your back is never going to get better just laying around...
TobyFunke 3
wow you've clearly never had a back problem then, "Your back is never going to get better just laying around", actually it is... You're back will never get better if you try to go for a run or go rock climbing with back pain. I agree with the YDI though because if you have back pain you shouldn't be leaning off of your bed to shut a door, you should be carefully slowly getting out of bed, walking to shut the door and then returning to bed. LEANING is clearly very bad for your back
all4pooh 4
Idk why this made me laugh so much lol, but it's happened to us all
rroxie124 5
Hehe sounds like something that would happen to me (:
69_jackson_69 0
Hahaha, **** you! Sincerely, The Door
reynareyes 1
lazy!!
kittennn 0
Next time just get off your arse and close it.
christy_03 0
Your life is not that horrible.
Fml4ja 0
Is this rachel?? Hahaha