Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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skaffz 0
why didn't you kick her out?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Sounds like a redneck joke to me... "You might be a redneck if you have to buy a gift for your roommate, your sister, and your current girlfriend and you only have to buy one gift."
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Comments (131)
RuralNinja 0
YDI for not texting something back along the lines of "Well, you know where the door is."
Hazy_fml 0
#39 Santa Claus...?
nirvan5a 1
how lovely.
rockstarK9 0
YDI, for not telling her to take her shit and GTFO for being a **** with no class.
ddk_93 0
WOOOOOW. you sure know how to pick 'em
begeru 0
FYL but I would have kicked her out instantly.
sodahhhr 0
at least it wasnt your sister that broke up with you
TenebrificTurtle 0
But what does the day glow yellow button do?
xoskyelovexo 0
what a pussy she couldn't even say it to your face. or wait to after the movie/...i'm sorry that really blows.
PassionateFruit 0
Yeah I know. I would have at the very least kicked her out or something...